Dress for your Body Type
I’m not afraid.
accurate tag is accurate.
his face when he budges though
i have never seen so grumpy a budge
the only flash in homestuck that made me sob like actual tears streaming down my face
This is the father that one can only aspire to be, and sometimes I think The fandom seems to forget or doesn’t talk about how fucking amazing dad Egbert is as a father. He does everything for his son i mean he decorates their house full of harlequins just because he thinks his son enjoys them. I’m sure that he is freaking out when they enter the game and even though he knows his son is going to be fine it’s still hard for him. Let’s not forget the man is incredibly strong beating the hegemonic brute and throwing large safes with ease. I’m sure he’s the kind of guy who wears 3-piece suits for fun and whatnot. He has badass baking skills, enjoys jokes and pranks, he’s probably a master piano player, and last but not least he’s the best father you could ask for. HOW CAN YOU NOT THINK THIS MAN IS AMAZING.
He also got a restraining order from Cirque du soleil
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
Is this done yet?
oh my god not this
You are grounded for 25 years